Moan for me like Helen Keller
false alarm. still invincible.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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