Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Randomize
