And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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