Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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