Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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