Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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