Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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