how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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