I wannas sexs uuuuu
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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