She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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