Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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