who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think I won the penis lottery.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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