i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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