windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Randomize
