Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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