She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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