lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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