her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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