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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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