I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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