We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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