i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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