ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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