i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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