I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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