It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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