why didn't you poke me back
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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