you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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