There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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