That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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