judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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