what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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