Cold hands, warm shart.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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