i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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