You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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