Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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