When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just blew my weed a kiss
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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