Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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