There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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