yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She needs sedatives and a leash
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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