I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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