I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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