there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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