Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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