the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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