dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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