I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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