is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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