He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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