check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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