My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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