Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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