fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He passed out mid-signature
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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