Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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