Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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