i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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