is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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